Yeah, really, read that title any way you want.
Last week was rough. January has just been goddamn awful, and all the stress and grief and everything else caught up with me and I had a complete mofo of a cold. This, of course, calls for comfort food - not wimpy chicken soup, not as heavy as mac and cheese, not as much work as pastitsio (and if someone will make that for me, I will love you forever and ever). This calls for crab cakes, which I have not made in ages but fit the bill perfectly.
These are, admittedly, an absolute princess of a recipe. You have to use the expensive fresh crab, which requires a trip to a different store. You have to make them really small so they don't fall apart, which means it's 18 times as many little fussy patties that have to be shaped and coddled into the pan.
Still. Totally. Worth. It.
These are good cold, the next day, eaten standing up during a busy shift at work. They're delicious heated up in the toaster oven and plucked onto toast with a fried egg. Like grapeleaves, you can pop one into your mouth every time you pass the fridge - wait, who does that? Surely no-one in this house. They are utterly, fantastically good, and you will love them, and next time you're sick some dear person should make them for you.
Crab Cakes
From
Shellfish by Michele Scicolone. (This is only recipe I've ever made from this cookbook and it has been well worth the purchase price; it's also one of the cookbooks I've had the longest, so I can't imagine why I haven't made more recipes from it. I was delighted to see that she has many more cookbooks, according to Amazon.)
1/2 lb. fresh crabmeat (under NO circumstances can you use anything canned - get the real deal)
2 1/2 cups (or more) fresh bread crumbs
1/4 cup minced celery
1/4 cup minced onion
1 egg, beaten
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1 tsp lemon juice
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp dry mustard
Vegetable oil for frying (if you're doing dairy, use half butter and half oil)
In a bowl, mix the crab, 1 cup of bread crumbs, and all the remaining ingredients. Divide this mixture into 8-10 fussy little patties, making sure you flatten them, and coat with the rest of the bread crumbs.
Put the crab cakes on a rack and let them rest for at least an hour. This helps them hold together better - you really don't want to skip it.
Heat the oil (and butter, if you're using it) in a large skillet over medium heat. Fry the crab cakes until lightly browned on both sides, 6-8 minutes. Serve with tartar sauce and/or lemon wedges (and Tater Tots. OMG. Comfort food.)