Friday, June 30, 2017

Who Says We Can't Live on Popsicles? or, Lavender Lemonade for those days when you run out of freezer space

Ah, summer…..

The last 7 weeks of the past school year was, without a doubt, the most overwhelmingly busy period of time I’ve ever experienced. At one point I was updating the (color-coded, highly detailed, yes we really do need that level of planning) family calendar and I actually sat down on the floor and cried, because I had no idea how it was all going to get done.

Amazingly, it all did get done. Not always particularly well, but everyone passed their classes and the library fines got paid and John wore the correct clothing to the band concert and nobody starved and the authorities were not summoned at any point for any reason. So I’m going to chalk it up as a win.

I can’t help but think there is some kind of collective cultural amnesia that fogs our brains around early May; why else does every adult person in charge of anything decide that their event is the One Special Thing Which Must Be Done Right Now? Which is how we end up with karate tests, band concerts, commencements, welcome meetings, end of the year celebrations, birthday parties, graduation parties, baby showers, campouts, class trips, and 78,000 GROUP PROJECTS FOR SCHOOL in the last 4 weeks of the year. (I’m looking at you, History Teacher Who Shall Not Be Named. WTF, dude? I thought we were on the same side here. Six teenagers are not available at the same time outside of your classroom, because everyone’s life looks like this.)

So imagine my delight when the calendar magically cleared and all I had to do ALL DAY LONG was get my kids out the door for swim practice. And since they have alarm clocks and know how to use them and practice starts at Stupid O’Clock, this mostly consisted of yelling at them from the comfort of my bed where I was lounging around and checking Facebook on my phone. The hardest thing I had to do all day was make my own coffee. It was freakin’ beautiful.

Now, the whole summer is not going to look like this. We are going to get back on track in July, and go places and do things and stop reduce the binge-watching. But after 10 months of the relentless school year schedule, it’s good to take a couple of weeks to let the house go all the hell and eat nachos for breakfast and play board games.

We are also going to make a lot of popsicles, because Anna has somehow managed to talk me into buying all sorts of nifty molds and we have a whole entire book of crazy popsicle recipes. (Seriously, how did we end up with 4 sets of molds? Can’t we use Dixie cups and wooden sticks?) The initial foray into frozen wonderfulness meant that we had 3 – count them, THREE – different recipes going at once but, alas, limited freezer space (pesky food, always getting in the way!). And that is how we ended drinking lavender lemonade on the deck while we played board games. And that, too, was freakin’ beautiful.


From Perfect Pops: The 50 Best Classic & Cool Treats by Charity Ferreira. Possibly we will make every single one of these over the summer.

Lavender lemonade

2/3 cup sugar
1 1/3 cups water
2 tablespoons packed fresh lavender blossoms, rinsed, or a tablespoon-ish of dried ones if that’s what you have on hand
2/3 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice


Combine the sugar, half the water, and the lavender in a small saucepan. Stir over medium heat until the sugar dissolves and the mixture comes to a simmer. Let it stand until cool, then strain into a bowl.

Add the lemon juice and remaining water. If you’re turning these into pops, this is the time to pour the mixture into molds and freeze it.

If you’re going to drink this, fill a glass with ice and pour about half a glass of this mixture, then add more water because it’s going to be waaaay too sweet and concentrated even for the teenager, who basically eats like a hummingbird. If you’re really lucky, she’s going to add food coloring to make it look like lavender lemonade instead of plain old regular lemonade, and it’s festive indeed.


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